You know you’re in Asia when . . .

1) You see a Sailor Moon taxi in the middle of a national park
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2) You have assorted dumplings for breakfast

3) You’re at least a head taller than everyone else around you

4) You begin to tell people to get out of your picture shot
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5) You have to squat to do no. 1, no. 2, or no. 1.5

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6) You’re eating Asian snacks every hour and a half

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7) You are constantly doing selfies and documenting everything you eat

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8) You carry around toilet paper in case you have nothing left but a bum hose in the bathroom

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9) You eat anything that has four legs or lives under water

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10) You don’t care how you look wearing a face mask everywhere you go

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11) You eat two plates of noodles and a big bowl of wonton soup in one sitting

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12) You begin reviewing the same pictures at least 20 times in one day

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13) You stay at a Hello Kitty or rubber ducky hotel room instead of the usual hostel

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